„Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, Squires and Quines, Good Day to You All! I’m Blasius Eber, Printer of the Realm and publisher of a zany E-Zine with guides to Krems, Stein and Dürnstein and articles on all manner on things, such as musik in Krems, the Wachau during the Ice Age, the Neolithic and the Bronze Age. You can also learn about where in the Wachau God whiles, and rediscover the lost world of shippers. And of course there an article on the Renaissance, when exciting things were afoot and everywhere new things were being invented including, of course, printing. And yes, that’s where I fit in. It was I who was the first person to print a book in Krems and the Wachau and here’s where I did it.
The snag was that it was a covert operation, all very hush, hush you understand. Only the woods were not as secluded as we thought and there was a misundestanding. After two months in jail I was released and officially pardoned by none other than the Emperor himself. To read more about these misadventures, see my article: Out and About in Stein. On my word: the veritable truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.“